To the Players From My Last Call of Duty 4 Team Deathmatch


Dear Recently Played List,
 

First off, I want to reiterate that that was total bullsh*t.
 

XxCaliChronicxX, you are such a freakin’ noob. Thanks for following me around when I was trying to sneak around behind and flank the other team. If you didn’t notice, I had UAV Jammer as my first perk, but because you were tracing my every step and showing up on radar, they saw us coming a mile away. I hope you die.
 

sOuLrEQuIeM, try getting out of my way next time. You were just standing in the doorway when that grenade exploded. Did you even hear it bouncing towards us? Oh, of course not. Musta been the Pantera blaring over your microphone. Thanks for that, by the way. Is that “Hellbound”? Badass, dude.
 

Bronxdawg22, you realize, of course, that you only got me cause you used the M16. Wow, point, shoot, one shot kill–that takes a whole lot of skill. It’s only the cheapest weapon in the game, and you totally know it. I had my sniper sights trained on your head from a mile away, but you turned and noticed a tiny speck in the distance–me–and pulled the trigger. My bullet went astray, even though I had perfectly lined up the head shot. You shot me in the foot twice and I died. So freakin’ cheap. I bet you play Halo 3. Just checked your gamerscore, and, yep, you’re a Halo 3 Spartan Officer. Loser.

 

MarkFuhrman, you were obviously the host. Know how I know? I saw you turn the corner, looking in the complete opposite direction, and I pumped five bullets into you, but you somehow swung around and managed to head shot me. On the killcam, I saw that from your point of view I never even shot you. Bullshit lag. I hope it feels good exploiting your host advantage to kill superior players. Even so, your kill/death ration was only 1.5/1. Pretty pathetic for a host on a laggy server.

 

I promise you if I ever see you noobs on Gears of War, I will pwn your asses.
 



March 07th, 2008 | 08:24 am | Rants


8 Responses to “To the Players From My Last Call of Duty 4 Team Deathmatch”

  1. dan Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    stupid noobs.

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  3. Bill Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    DUDE!! I feel your pain.

  4. Skip Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    seriously. this is genius posting. are you in my head?

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    March 7th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    I usually hate nerd stuff, but this is actually pretty good. Sounds like my roommate.

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    March 11th, 2008 at 1:38 am

    Stoopid nubes!!1!

  7. Brandon Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 1:00 am

    i hate lag so hard :(

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