To the No Cuss Club (and its Founder)
Dear Mckay Hatch and the No Cussing Club,
Are you f*cking kidding me with this sh*t?
First of all, Mckay, your name is bullsh*t. Lemme guess: You grew up around a bunch of mop haired sh*thead kids named Caydee and Rugen. The same parents who owe you a huge f*cking apology for encouraging this lame-ass No Cuss Club, owe you a big one for that too, dude. And also, you’re fourteen. Call me when you get to college. I’d be interested to hear how your little experiment is going then.
You can be sure your little junior high friends will be partying (and cussing) their way through college the right way, instead of disrupting their entire way of life just so you, the self-righteous brat, don’t feel uncomfortable. Drugs, sex, bad words? That’s the essence of life!
Also, No Cuss Club members, get used to sh*tty jokes (and bad raps, evidence of which can be seen below) if your plan to take over the world works out. Taking cussing away from great comedians is like slashing the hamstring of a rookie Michael Jordan: a goddamn waste of talent.
Consider this a warning, not a threat. McKay (shudder) and comrades, cease and desist your attempts to abolish curse words from the global lexicon. If you do not, life will become a tedious parade of knit sweaters, dad jokes, kittens (no offense, kittens), and tuna casserole.
Simply put, life will f*cking suck.
By Erik C.
March 14th, 2008 | 04:52 am | Rants
15 Responses to “To the No Cuss Club (and its Founder)”
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March 14th, 2008 at 4:57 am
f*ck the no-cussing club!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:07 am
poor poor misguided child. he’s really going to be embarrassed about this someday.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:18 am
What an inspiring young man! Whoever wrote this rant should be ashamed of themselves! You *ssh*le!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:47 am
This is brilliant… in a really sick way.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Have you guys ever had your mouths washed out with soap?
March 14th, 2008 at 5:49 am
yes. these kids needs to have their minds washed out with soap though.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:59 am
this is so sad… and funny!
March 19th, 2008 at 11:38 am
sorry, Mckay. i just can’t get behind your crusade.
March 21st, 2008 at 7:25 am
He’s going to owe a lot of people an apology later in life.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
This kid and his gang of goofy tag alongs are attempting to use peer pressure to keep others from cussing?
There have been many attempts to pressure me into many things; alcohol, drugs, sex, crime, smoking…while at the same time, campaigns pressuring us to just say no, to abstain, don’t do the crime if you cant do the time, etc.
But this is the first time anyone has ever tried to pressure me into watching my (normally filthy) mouth. And I must say, I’m offended. First, to take something as fundamentally evil as rap (don’t deny it) and try to warp it into doing something good is insane. And, at the same time, to advocate the removal of my last remaining vice is an affront to everything I would probably stand for if I weren’t so lazy.
And to do so with lame lyrics is one thing, but using a policeman in his video is a joke. Don’t get me wrong, the police do a good job and I get along fine with the few I know, but at the same time, everyone I’ve ever known has had mouths that would cause a sailor to blush.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:36 am
omg. this is f*cking lame. i mean, it’s good for kids to clean up their mouths, but this is never going to last into college.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:06 am
This kid may possibly never live this down. There is no way. And to the parent who made his kid do this…uh…perhaps there are more important things you should be teaching your children…like the evils of censorship?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
F*CK HIM. I hate the entire godamn club. What douches, if they were in my school i’d kick their ass every single day. WHAT F*CKING LOSERS
March 6th, 2009 at 9:31 am
This is fucking insane. Mckay’s 15 now, and exponentially irritating. Ugggh.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Saw this twirp on the news this week. I think it’s No Cussing Week in California. Why do we reward such small-thinking people with fame? I wonder what kind of Gladwellian expert he’d become if he spent 10,000 hours on this drivel. Sad.