To Sheyla Hershey
Dear Sheyla Hershey,
You go girl! You tell those fat cat politicians that it’s your body and they need to keep slimey political hands off it! Heck yes, you believe in the freedom of choice! And if that means injecting another two quarts of silicone into your breasts, that’s your right as a patriotic American!
So what if you already have enough silicone in your bosom to kill a small calf? Do any of those half-wit politicos have international modeling contracts? I don’t think so! They’re just jealous that they’re not listed in the Brazillian Guinness Book of World Records for having 34FFF knockers. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? - Yeah, they do.
Do you have muscle aches or back pain like any of boogeyman doctors said you would? No way! Instead, you’ve got international fame and wealth! That’ll show them that their stupid Texas law of 1000cc of silicone per breast is totally idiotic. Down with the nanny state! Boo! Up with huge boobs! Yay!
What’s their deal anyway? Isn’t everything supposed to be bigger in Texas? Hello?! Then why limit how big something can be? Do they want Ohio to steal their thunder? Would they like to lose their credibility to Nebraska? No? Then, they should repeal their stupid law!
Sheyla, we applaud you, and all the great humanitarian work you’re doing. Men everywhere are grateful for your courage challenging this silly law. Oh, women too, we guess.
By Leonard H.
May 10th, 2008 | 05:20 am | Raves
9 Responses to “To Sheyla Hershey”
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May 10th, 2008 at 5:29 am
boobz are the best. you go, girl!
May 10th, 2008 at 5:31 am
wow, those aren’t over the top or anything… no way!
May 10th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Her mother should be ashamed of the way she raised her daughter. Hmmph.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:34 am
why am I suddenly craving some honeydew?
May 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am
I don’t know but I sure love cantelopes…
May 17th, 2008 at 8:17 am
What kind of name is Sheyla anyway?
May 17th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Silicone rulez
January 6th, 2009 at 7:21 am
She looks like a freak. It’s not attractive. People will only concentrate on that huge, fake, basketball. Professional jobs will be hard to get.
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 am
are they adding more actors to the show?