To MySpace
Dear MySpace,
You killed Friendster. Look, don’t try to deny it, and don’t think we’ve forgotten either. We know. And we’re still sad about it. You come along with your unlimited photo uploads and html customization, and you think you’re all that. But where has that gotten us, MySpace, huh? Where?
I’ll tell you where: “Sorry! An unexpected error has occurred.” Unexpected? Really, MySpace? You know we have a hard time believing that it was really so unexpected, since it seems to happen a hundred billion times a day. Maybe it should read: “Doh! A completely expected error has occured.” Look, MySpace, it’s over.
Yeah, you think you’ve got cache, just because there’s still a handful of twelve-year-olds out there who haven’t made the switch to Facebook yet. But they’re coming, trust us, they’re coming. But you’ve got glitter graphics! And the pornographic spambots clearly still prefer you!
But let’s face reality, shall we? You’re old. You’re a dinosaur. Heck, you’re John McCain! You don’t have fake Scrabble or poking. It takes a day and a half to load any images on your site - and even then, it’s always the dumb “Punch Osama Bin Laden” game that loads first.
Basically, what we’re saying, MySpace, is this: We’re not friends anymore.
By Leonard H.
July 29th, 2008 | 01:48 am | Rants
9 Responses to “To MySpace”
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July 29th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Aw, but you’re still friends with Tom, right? I mean, Tom is cool.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am
LOL!!1! MySpAcE sucks! Everyone should totally use Facebook instead. Seriously!
July 29th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Myspace isn’t that bad… but it is becoming like the cool older brother that’s still cool, but not as cool as he was when you were a few years younger and needed someone to buy you beer.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:16 am
That doesn’t make sense, Jinny.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:17 am
And yet I still think we somehow all understand what Jinny means………….
July 29th, 2008 at 8:21 am
z0mg tom’s a noob. lulz. give it up.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:21 am
wut kind of a name is jinny anyway?
July 30th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Uh… Livejournal was first and always will be better. F-myspace, F-facebook.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
por ahi escuche alguna vez que una persona cualquiera, tiene myspace, una persona respetable tiene facebook jeje.