To Moodstream
Dear Moodstream,
Thank you for fine-tuning the art of channel-surfing. No longer will I have to flip through channels at irregular intervals and come across bland content as I normally do so often. With you, every image change is regular, consistent, and I have full control over the content. So let’s up the “humorous” and down the “nostalgic,” shall we? Getting stoned with you is almost as much fun as that time I ate pot brownies at the zoo.
I never would have thought that there was really much distinction between the moods listed on your Mood Wheel: Simplify, Stabilize, Inspire and Refresh. But there is! There totally is! So I appreciate being able to choose among whichever variation of calm would best suit me at any given time. Before dinner, I like to Stabilize. Before bed, I Simplify. Thank you for understanding.
And believe me, Moodstream, if I ever need idyllic pictures of sea turtles or crashing waves or smiling ethnic children or forests or tea sets, you’ll definitely be the first place I come. Your images are pretty. You’re kind of like Baraka - except you’re not two hours long. So I don’t feel guilty if I watch you for a little bit, then read Perez for a little while, then come back. You understand.
I love you, Moodstream, and you know that, but do you think you could do one thing for me? Do exactly what you’re doing - except maybe with Dave Chappelle clips? And Mitch Hedberg too maybe? Like play one second of Dave Chappelle, then dolphins, then rainforest, then Mitch Hedberg, then shiny rocks… You see where I’m going with this?
Man, if you could do that, I might even stop taking breaks to read Perez…
By Leonard H.
June 26th, 2008 | 03:33 am | Raves
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June 28th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Yeah right, b*tch. You’re mine!!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:19 am
dude. this thing is AWESOME. srsly.
June 28th, 2008 at 2:23 am
just smoked a fat one and this is no joke. i’m feeling Stabilize..
June 28th, 2008 at 2:35 am
This makes me paranoid.