To Lindsay Lohan’s Shenanigans
Dear Lindsay Lohan’s Shenanigans,
Where did you go? I’ve missed hearing about you on the radio on my dreary ride to work. I find it hard to open my US Weekly and not find your sallow face splattered across the pages. How many more outrageous pictures of a morbidly obese Britney will I have to endure before you decide to overdose again?
God, I miss your high speed chases!
Also, I miss your torrid love affairs with just about everything male in and out of Hollywood. Are you back at Promises? I hope you aren’t because that would mean you are getting help and sobering up. I don’t think I could take you being sane. I need you crazed and out of control.
Seriously, I don’t think I can pick up any more gossip mags and look at one more illegally adorably picture of Baby Suri. It’s just not right. Please come back to a newsstand near me.
January 26th, 2008 | 09:10 am | Rants
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February 13th, 2008 at 7:42 am
She’s got nothing on Britney. I can’t believe you’re sick of Britney. Britney is where it’s at! This isn’t me, I mean Britney btw. No really, it isn’t. I swear. damn it!