To Light Graffiti
Dear Light Graffiti,
Change your name.
No, really.
I like you and all, but you’re not graffiti. You’re nowhere near that hardcore. You’re like my little emo friend Francis who decided he’d change his name to F-Dawg. Um, no. It simply doesn’t work like that.
You’re way too geeky for that name. When you freak out about the nuances of light (Fluorescent! Incandescent! Halogen!), it’s pretty clear you have nothing to do with the down-and-dirty art form of graffiti. You were in the AV Club in high school, weren’t you?
I like you. You’re just frustrating when you pretend to be something you’re not. You could be named something else entirely like Light Painting or Photolapsing or Quasinoid, whatever. But if you insist on calling yourself graffiti, it can only go downhill. What next? Are you Light Gangsta Rap? Maybe Light Drive-by? Light Dealing? Get out while you can.
March 18th, 2008 | 02:43 am | Rants
6 Responses to “To Light Graffiti”
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March 18th, 2008 at 2:45 am
You are right Rant Farm… this is cool, but it isn’t graffiti. Thanks for setting me straight.
March 18th, 2008 at 2:50 am
LOLOL! My friends do this when they’re stoned.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:22 am
This graffiti isn’t bad enough to be considered graffiti. It’s good art.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Light Gangsta Rap lolololol!!
March 21st, 2008 at 7:24 am
I did this once when I was a kid… but it was with spray paint.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:35 am
this sucks.